I Like to Think I'm Funny

ah yes mission not-so-impossible is a great big

SUCCESS

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mexicanfoodporn:

ALERT: HARDCORE MEXICANFOODPORN!!!!

Churros con chocolate y helado de vainilla

Fresh Churros with chocolate and vanilla ice cream 

First of all for all those new viewers, Welcome to Mexicanfoodporn. If you see the same photo around the site is because in Mexicanfoodporn we love to have second and even third servings. If I believe a photo is worth sharing again for you guys to salivate I will post it again. 

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no i am going to bed

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ugh　

sketchypanda:

If you don’t like watermelon you’re wrong

truer words have never been spoken

i forgot

colin gave me his cookie today because he couldnt finish it

then he wanted a hug

ollies outie

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oh god i already feel like im dying oh my god

why do i have such a weak spot for milkshakes i feel like shit and i havent even finished it yet

also casey and nick brought me a milkshake　

lets get this straight

i am not huggable

i am a lean mean fighting machine

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unorthod0xed replied to your post: i am so ready for the summoner  please let it…

only for the fact that there is NO school

wAHT

KRISTAL I SAID SUMMONER NOT SUMMER

i am so ready for the summoner 

please let it happen right away　

melanisticraccoon:

I have a fear of geese or as I found on google ‘Branta canadensis specific ornithophobia’. Seriously geese are some scary motherfuckers.

they’re also annoying as hell

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orphy-chan:

thecuntdyke:

Didn’t draw this but answered a request to string together a set of images into a gif.

As far as I am concerned, it is anon’s.

…. why am i crying?

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joopi:

i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek

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